Three all purpose Programming languages for all under the sky,
Seven scripting languages for all the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine multipurpose ones for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Web 2.0 where the Shadows lie.
One Language to rule them all, One Language to find them,
One Language to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Web 2.0 where the Shadows lie.